Types of women! (Humour)

TYPES OF WOMEN

ü HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

ü RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

ü WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

ü EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

ü SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun to look at!

ü INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

ü SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

ü MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

ü CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

ü E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

......Mmh,by now i guess whoever finishes to read this would be in a position to tell what type of a woman she is or rather what type of a woman someone has as a wife!

Nota Bene::I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Have fun all along!!!